I’m a bit underwhelmed by the game. Everyone was making it sound like it was the best thing to happen to mobile gaming since...well, ever. But it’s not really that spectacular. It feels like just a competent and inoffensive time-management game (which I guess is a feat in and of itself, making a time-management game…

I saw an article the other day that summed up this game perfectly: play non-stop for a day. OK, did you do that? Alright, you’ve experienced 95% of the game. The other 5% is a tiny portion of relatively unexciting content and an endless slog of tedium - just stop now.

Or if you have ulcers, it’ll just fuck your stomach up really bad. Hopefully, if you take medicine for it, you don’t have any rat poison on your person either.

But I like hot sauce to a ridiculous point, like the last time I had Zaxby’s and got the nuclear sauce on my chicken fingers and one of the staff saw my face was a deep red and drenched in sweat and asked if I was OK just to receive a reprimand for their show of concern “this is how I like my chicken, leave me alone”.

I had to hold back a bitin my mid-twenties. Was having similar issues with it too. But so far, my early thirties have been fine with me not really holding anything back.

Risk is a very violent game.

I’ll tell you why that is for me. ‘cause I don’t wanna play video games with not-as-good looking people, be it male or female. I just don’t. The same way I wouldn’t hang an ugly painting in my bedroom. It’s not aesthetically pleasing. They’re not real people, they’d don’t have to have the issues I have. I don’t wanna…

I do this with greek yogurt. Lots of protein and less fat.

Back when I was a chef, I used to add mascarpone and a small amount of powdered sugar to stabilize it. Tasted awesome, held it’s shape and didn’t weep/lose any moisture.

Paint yourself silver first?

“Good morning everyone. The day is March 20th, 2016, and today’s top story is that the new bestselling game from Blizzard Entertainment, Legacy of the Void, has sold so many digital copies that it broke the internet. When interviewed, a spokesperson from Google had this to say:

. . . Building a robot is part of their abilities. Getting good at pressing a button when the screen flashes. That’s a good ability to improve! (sarcasm) Building a robot to do something tedious for you. THAT’S a good ability to have.

Alrighty, sounds like a place to stay far away from.

Shoddy history there Yannick. Jason even had to correct someone else on this same thing in a different article. MOBAs started in Starcraft 1 with Aeon of Strife, not in WCIII with DotA.

Steam reviews: Got attacked by an eagle. Would get attacked again. *YES*

Hey, you're forgetting NOT YET

The only ones I "get" are the two 3DS ones... >.<

Girls at a mall???

World in Conflict is an RTS masterpiece imo. Was looking forward to a sequel but upon seeing Massive bought by Ubisoft and then tied to The Division I knew those dreams were short lived.

Okay, fine. I was chatting with Kirk. He apparently wants me to talk about my top 5 here, but then it got longer...