Oh no! Anyway...

*psst*

In other news, water is wet. 

If you were dumb enough to buy NFTs you deserve every bit of what they are worth.

Finally, some good fucking news. CryptoBros can eat shit.

In other words, water is wet.

let’s never forget the high point of NFT culture:

I have as much sympathy for people that invested in NFTs as those NFTs have value!

The upside of this is that the cryptocurrency used to buy most of these NTFs are also worthless.

But “as the market matures, NFTs are likely to [...] pivot from mere collectibles to assets with tangible utility and significance,” dappGambl suggests. I don’t know, I think we should let them rest in peace.

Who could possibly have predicted such a thing?

NFT’s were always garbage and nothing more than a new way for people who were already wealthy to make a few bucks off people hoping to also become wealthy.

needed this

Ah, some good news to start the day with.

A lotta y’all still dont get it. Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes.

But gamestop said it was the next big thing and would save them?

Who could have predicted that? Oh right, everbody.

Exactly like inflated stock prices for companies that don't make money.  Great if your early and can convince some chump to buy it on the idea that it will be worth more later. 

NFTs have always been a solution in search of a problem. With the people pushing them being a combination of grifters and people who don’t understand the field that has the problem they claim to solve. Leading to solutions that didn’t solve the claimed problem and/or were worse than prior solutions.

AKA: The thing that has always been true is still true, but now there is official analytical data backing it lol