How long before OceanGate begins offering submarine rides down to the debri field? 

You say “at your age” but clearly you are not of that age. When you get to that age, you get a label maker. Then you start labeling everything from spice jars to power adapters, from storage containers to power tools. And you keep everything like screws and rubber bands in old spice jars. And you label those spice…

Maybe the flavor is sugar free gummy bear?

Never been to D&Bs, but I always thought it was pitched as “Chuck E. Cheese for grownups.”

GOOGLE - DO NOT LET THE CONTROLLERS BECOME E-WASTE! They have Bluetooth receivers in them currently used during the set-up process only. Google can remove that software limitation with one last firmware update before next year. PLEASE DO THIS GOOGLE. WALK THE ENVIRONMENTALLY SUSTAINABLE TALK!

Luckily for her, she’ll be able to get a minimum wage job, maybe. Then she’ll have just enough money to scrape by on a welfare pittance, and she can spend the next 20 years being vilified by Florida for having kids. The only way to be a true Republican is to force someone into a bad situation, then complain about…

The police can already get away with murder.

Take the extra 2 minutes to walk inside, and pay at the register for gas, if you’re using a debit card. Then you get charge for exactly only what you want/need.

It’s my general impression that both Depp and Heard are emotionally and physically abusive people who are broken inside. They’re probably terrible in relationships and downright explosive when combined.

The only thing worse than flat Coke is flat Pepsi.

You could have played it on your phone’s browser you giant ass.

This is increasingly true.

This will always remind me about ‘Boots’ Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness. Where the rich person can afford a good pair of boots ($50) that will last for many years whereas the person can only afford to buy an okay pair of boots that still gets wet ($10) and last maybe a season or two.

Building on that: unexpected inflation is usually bad for people who’ve loaned money at fixed rates, including folks with a lot of bonds in their portfolios. (If I buy a bond at 4%, expecting inflation to be around the target at 2%, an unexpected 4% inflation rate for a year means I’ve not gotten the increase in…

Calling from 2021:  They did it again!

The CDC somehow looked at all the fucking shit that happened in 2020 and decided “yes, these people are totally capable of making an honest and informed decision about how their behavior may negatively impact others.” 

Well what do you expect if you eat sharp gravel?

Part of the problem for restaurant (and retail, and any other low-end job in this economy) workers is that a lot of the folks who work those jobs do so because they’re trapped in a loop where they don’t have the time (or the risk tolerance) to make a play for a better job when, y’know, they have to go to work and work…

That man is Jensen Karp...who is also a former rapper known as Hot Karl, and is also married to Topanga from Boy Meets World (aka Danielle Fishel Karp).

I treat root problems, not symptoms. If you only focus on symptoms and not what’s underneath it, then you deal with it forever. If you work on what is causing the symptoms, then you make lasting and meaningful progress. We have plenty of rules and expectations in our house, and we do not miss an opportunity to enforce…