The test will be next Tuesday’s debate, which he apparently still intends on conducting in person

I might be wrong, but I don’t think grand juries are subject to double jeopardy rules. You can only be charged once for a crime. But as long as you’re not charged, the window stays open.

So is the new trend to just put up a video replay of a year-old article for clicks?  I don’t like it.

Or just a console Switch without batteries.

However due to regulations, every statement made by the president needs to be archived, even if it’s a scrawl on a paper or a phone call to a friend. It’s all recorded for archival purposes

And two eggs are about 150 calories total. If that’s you’re whole breakfast, 350 calories is perfectly reasonable.

I lied, i don’t actually cook bacon in old bacon grease, but i could.

I’m tempted to register this domain, but I don’t expect any real payoff to make up for the registration fees.

What’s the one about how Amazon started sending baby stuff to the woman who hadn’t realized that she was pregnant yet?

Sometimes = when they’re about to expire.  So I dunno.

both of which would help it to melt faster.

And that’s not the only way that a hysterectomy can kill.  If it’s a laparoscopic surgery, and you unknowingly have uterine cancer, you can be spraying cancer all over the abdomen.  The typical procedure is morcellation - grinding it into tiny pieces and then sucking it out.

And you didn’t think to mix these into a batch of Rice Krispies treats?

The last time I saw an ambiguous acronym, it was ED. And it was hilarious to interpret that as the more commonly known erectile dysfunction rather than eating disorder. People get involved in highly specific online communities and forget that they have their own domain specific language.

“One is that wearing masks makes it easy for pedos to kidnap children”

Paedophilia is a serious mental disorder, often linked to childhood trauma. It doesn’t get inspired by movies. But if the movie triggers something in you, better that it’s a movie and not a real life experience, so you have a chance to get help before doing something awful.

CSA is community supported agriculture. Among many other things when uses outside of very specific contexts.  Maybe child sexual abuse?

Not for felons

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the Constitution, but guns are legal.

a few grand on hardware, then have ongoing recurring costs for cell service