From what she was told, she would have been in the ER waiting room at the moment of death anyway.

we just got one like 5 years or so ago...and the only edible pizza at Dominoes is the thin crust.

And it’s dumb. There’s nothing better at proving the value of something than a free trial or free sample.  It’s how I ended up with Amazon Prime and how I never leave Costco for less than $100.

Literally several people ask me if we have “fettuccine sauce”. This angers me to no end because these cretins obviously mean Alfredo but care so little about anything that they don’t know the difference between a noodle and the cheese sauce they devour.

The showerhead thing is probably his own cheap properties. In any tall building, you need a pumping system to get water to the top.  If you’ve ever been in an upper floor of a hotel and had a weak shower, you know what I’m talking about.  He’s been convinced it’s due to EPA restrictions on water fixtures (probably by…

The impeachment is just that important.

Because Jesus would praise high efficiency dishwashers if he held political office?  No, the opposite is too rational and orderly for Trump.

Christian media is a scary place right now. They all went with the same rhetoric that worked with George W. Bush but is starting to sound increasingly crazy under Trump. When someone is corrupt on every level, you can’t make a case for basing an election around abortion issues - which is the least of our country’s…

Industrially processed stone fruits leave behind a nice, fatty seed.  Then again, apricots have cyanide in the seed.  So that could be a problem.

That time I went to a not terribly fancy restaurant and ordered a steak (that is listed as coming with pommes frites). They asked what I wanted as the side. I told them I would just have the fries.  Then acted like they didn’t know what I was talking about.

Even worse, they are required to condescendingly quote the order back to you in their nomenclature even if you don’t understand what they are saying.

I’ve heard it as “chor-ezzo”

And they were battered more like the new fries than the potato wedges.

Where I live, the price difference is much bigger. Chicken thighs with the bone in regularly go for $0.79 or less per pound, while boneless is somewhere between $2.00-2.49. I still don’t debone very often, mostly because I forget.

KFC used to have this. I don’t know if I lived in a test market or if it was regional. And I don’t remember if it was the late 90s or early 2000s. It wasn’t fully covered in breading, but had crispies all over them.

KFC is good when it’s good (especially extra crispy).  Except all their sides are garbage. Popeye’s is for sure better in every way, but it’s like picking one brand of burger and sticking with it. Why do that? However, Lee’s Famous Recipe Chicken if you have one nearby is an older version of the KFC recipe - it’s a…

Just one “OK, Boomer” tweet from her will be the icing on this troll cake.

Dumpster Fyre Festival.  Except nobody will ask for a refund and will all claim it’s the best thing ever.

How in hell do you dress your salad if you’re so averse to vinegar hitting the lettuce leaves??

let’s not believe someone because they used a couple extra words that in no way make what they said any less valid if a bit grammatically incorrect.