I wonder if he realizes that knives are covered under the 2nd amendment just as much as guns.

Does Instagram not allow paragraphs?

I pay at the pump, but 1 out of 5 fill-ups, the receipt printer is out of paper.  I have to go inside to have it printed.  And no - I have a hard enough time remembering what pump I’m at without my car parked at it.  If someone else started pumping while I’m going in for a receipt, I’ll never get the right one.

Four digit codes?  Gas stations are the one place left in the US that hasn’t even moved to chip readers.  Yes, they are all pretty much still mag stripe here.

This idiot confused Atlanta with Alabama.

I’m starting to believe that. It’s only a lie when you are smart enough to know it’s not the truth.

In addition, the companies propose “robust new benefits such as paid time off, sick leave, and compensation if they are injured while driving.

I’ve had pink more often than not too. They’re very careful not to overcook, but I’ve had a few medium rare that I twasn’t too happy about - but I took the food safety tried and ate them.

I’m out in the midwest and they went from a greasy burger that I couldn’t stand to now one of my favorite sandwiches.

No - I know what cooked chicken looks like and I know what marrow looks like.  Marrow leakage would be much redder.  

Get rid of that stock photo at the top - that is undercooked chicken with pink liquid underneath.

even hash browns, which are possibly the easiest thing in the world to make from scratch

Here’s a recipe that I’ve loved. Just milk, butter, salt, and cheese. No need for even bechamel. Just mix, dump, bake.

“if you claim McDonalds hamburgers are the best in the biz, eat one without toppings” because they’re repulsive when plain.

people just don’t have enough information about fast food being unhealthy

Skipping the bun. Smart. Why get rid of onion or pickle? Or even mustard.  Lots of flavor being left on the table for no reason.

Except that’s exactly what the slogan refers to (from Wikipedia):

If they had just one Buffalo wing giveaway cross-promotion during their existence, they could have pointed to “Red Bull gives you wings” as a reference to that old promo and claim that “you” is the general you / the public rather than you individually.

Because “don’t do this” is supposed to be coded language for “definitely do this, but don’t sue us.”

Fox News got away with “Fair and Balanced,”