How would you pick a fight with somebody wearing a Canadian flag?

Canadian parachutes not only get you to the ground, but they also apologize for the fact that you were falling to begin with.

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

This race thing is just so stupid.

Did this make anyone else think of Dave Chappelle’s “What does Ja think?!” bit from a few years ago?

Meanwhile, Sisqo’s calls go unreturned.

Do millenials even know who Ja Rule is? He’s been gone for a while, the last hit he had was in the prison chow line.

I miss Dave Chapelle.

Now get to work on Skate Goat. Please.

This is worth it for the goat.se reference alone. GoatZ... GET IT!

Your dog could help protect your child.

Re-posting because it feels right

My thoughts in a nutshell.

fuck capitalization.

When I get my time machine running, I’m coming for you, 1985 James Spader.

FTFY

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

Please understand.

I'm Hispanic—let me tell you about how white people do not have the market cornered on parents letting their kids do crazy shit. Not by a damn sight.