Seize the night?

My favorite Thai place has my name spelled wrong because the first time I ordered from them they asked "Emily with an I?" and I heard Y instead of I so I said yes. It gives me a little giggle every time I go to pick up my food.

Don't many fruits have a ton of sugar in them?

When you threaten to kill yourself to get something, you deserve to be laughed at.

But I really like broccoli...

My fiance proposed to me the day we moved in to our new place (we had previously been living in the same place he and his exwife lived in and I wasn't even on the lease). I'm reasonably certain that he made a romantic speech, but I was so in shock I didn't really hear it. First words I said? "Are you serious?" He had…

When I worked at Dairy Queen one of the first things I did was grab a pen and put it behind my ear. I often ended up with pen marks on my face by the end of the shift from putting it back, but totally worth it.

I floss before I brush, not after. Which way is better?

When I eat skittles, starburst, sprees, or really any candy that comes in different colors, I eat them in rainbow order (roygbbiv)

My photographer did my invitations and save the dates and the turned out freaking amazing.

I dance to the beat of different drummer.

I have one just under my collar bone, and I mostly had trouble because I tend to breathe faster/harder during the outline part (it hurts more for me). I held my breath during that part. (I took breaths when he paused with the needle)

I agree, my leg started shaking when I got my foot tattoo.

I've been having sex for ten years or so and I still think dicks are the funniest thing. Maybe I'm just immature?

I also asked a friend of mine (when I was a freshman in high school!!) if he knew when he had a boner or if he had to check. I was a late bloomer I guess.

I think Washington is probably only in the middle because of rampant Vitamin D deficiency.

The only makeup I bother with is eyeshadow (and primer) and mascara. I very occasionally wear lipgloss, but since it never lasts past my first sip of water, I usually don't bother.

I am pretty darn clumsy, so I bought a floor length dress with no train. I didn't realize how heavy it would be until I got it (who knew that several layers of tulle could make a dress so heavy?) so for the reception I'm getting a shorter dress because July.

This is one of those things where I simultaneously really really want it and think it's ridiculous that it actually exists...

This is one of those things where I simultaneously really really want it and think it's ridiculous that it actually…

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