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Made applesauce in my new crockpot today. I temped it and holy crap on low it's at 180 degrees Fahrenheit. I mean I get that food needs to be a certain temperature to be safe, but that's a little ridiculous don't ya think?

I got mine on jjhouse.com and it is gosh darn GEORGEOUS. Maybe I lucked out?

I'm letting my bridesmaids buy their own dresses. All I ask is that they're the right color.

I'm only 25, but I for reals cannot wait to have a lawn so I can yell at kids to get off of it.

In the state of Washington, I believe it's considered child abuse.

I can totally see this. When my mom went to rehab (holy crap 10 years ago now) my dad had a hard time finding shampoo to bring her because the rule was there couldn't be any alcohol in the first three ingredients.

Yeah I've found several pairs that I really like on there. A couple of them for only $7

Found out yesterday that I'm slightly near sided and need glasses. Unfortunately, I'm on state insurance and, while I only had to pay $22 for my glasses, I won't get them for 6-8 weeks. :-/

Wasn't there a law made in California recently with wording similar to this?

I once faceplanted in to a table. I have a dimple on my right cheek when I smile now. The best part is it was the day before the first Christmas Eve that I didn't live with my parents and I had to go to my parents' house with a swollen bruised cheek.

I plan on giving the oldest (14) at my wedding 20-30 dollars to make sure the other kids don't do something exceptionally stupid.

This is the sweetest kid-in-wedding thing I've ever seen: At my friends' wedding (her second, his first), they included her 6-year-old in the vows. After the bride and groom exchanged rings, he got down on one knee, and asked little Courtney if she would take him as her Daddy, then gave her a ring and told her he

1/3 of the people I'm inviting to my wedding are children (That's only 15 kids, if it matters) between the 5 people in the wedding party (not including my 8 year old bridesmaid who is the daughter of my maid of honor) there are 11 children.

I'd sat in the audience of a strip club in Bellingham, Washington

I have a sick desire to watch this video. Link?

I was pretty damn sure of this myself until high school health class. It sure feels like it comes out of the vagina...

As a vagina possessing person, I only have a vague idea what vaginas look like.

The only NYE party I ever went to I punched my boyfriend in the face. I was super drunk/stoned and he was waving his hands around in my face going "circles and circles and dots and dots" and I told him to stop or I would punch him in the face. I didn't actually intend to punch him in the face, but apparently I didn't

I both hate and love you for this.