Axe body wash is a different smell than the spray because less alcohol smell and generally less strong as well

My fantasies are similar. Except for an occasional light spanking and getting tied up, I don't really go for BDSM IRL. But those are my favorite stories.

I would like to take this moment to brag about my mom. The 21st is her 2 year AA birthday and I am so proud of her that there is no real way to express it. I'm so happy to have my mommy back!

After reading several comments, I think I have decided to stick with cats. My cat may, on occasion, try to steal the food out of my spoon on its way to my mouth, but she has never eaten anything that makes surgery, or even vomit inducement, necessary.

As a person without a penis, I could be wrong, but I was under the impression that you were supposed to do this every day. The cleaning thing, that is.

I learned yesterday that I should drink my wine during or after dinner, not before, because I am a super lightweight, and when I drink a glass of wine before dinner, I'm a super messy eater.

My credit union is the biggest in Washington state, so I have several nifty advantages that smaller credit unions don't have, such as being able to deposit a check with my phone. I also have access to many no-fee ATMs, which is good, because my bank's ATMs only have 20 dollar bills...

his dad's got it covered, boy is just being a brat. And I don't really have anywhere to slip away to, so that's not an option. He's actually doing better now thank god, but bed time is still more than 3 hours away

Oh god, my stepson is driving me freaking bonkers today. 7 year old boys with ODD are not good for my sanity. O.o

That is precisely the problem here. Two male teenagers getting in a fight are often on pretty equal ground, physically speaking.

I suddenly want glitter on my wedding invitations.

For a whole week, I experienced weather above 90 degrees F for the first time in my life.

Does anybody know if the deafening sounds of nature are added or if they actually sound like that?

Winning this would be both the best and worst thing to happen to anyone in their lifetime.

I hate when people define chemicals like this.

I only buy Charmin Ultra Soft. Not Charmin Ultra Strong, but Ultra Soft.

I'm 25 and I am the oldest person at my work, barring (I believe) the distract mananger.

This isn't really shocking news, it's actually how the system should work.

Economic simulations? That sounds kind of fun. Any particular ones you can recommend?

It's not made up that people without children don't get housing as easily as people with children. If I went to DSHS and said, "Hey I don't have a job and I'm homeless. Please help me!" I would probably given food stamps and told where the nearest homeless shelter is.