I bought my dress online for $200. It arrived yesterday and it is the most beautiful thing I have ever worn. Getting married in July is gonna be rough though, I swear this thing weighs 20 lbs. How come nobody ever mentions how heavy these things are?

They're capacative. Your gloved hands don't work because most gloves don't conduct electricity. This is why you can buy special gloves that will work.

Unless they are super hurt, little kids generally cry in reaction to an adult's reaction. Let your kid decide if they are hurt and they will freak out less often about this sort of thing.

The biggest reason I'm not having kids is simple: I am a coward.

Plus you have the perfect excuse to eat ice cream almost all of the time and play with legos.

Something like that. We have a couple tubes (one in the living room and one in the master bedroom) with caps on them.

Ouch. Yeah, at 5'5" I can even stand on my bed and still be a couple of inches below it.

That cat at ~2:45? My cat does that all the time to get attention, except she extends her claws as far out as possible while she does it. She never pushes hard enough that it breaks skin or anything, but gosh darn is it annoying. (And kinda painful when it's been a while since her claws have been clipped)

My new apartment has ceiling fans in the bedrooms.

Planned Parenthood keeps theirs in a heated drawer <3

In case you haven't read it, The Boss by Abigail Barnette is really good. So is the sequel, The Girlfriend.

Yes I have? Granted, it's not exactly I word I see all that often.

Me too!

I am an American and I've only ever seen it spelled judgement.

I've always seen judgement as the correct spelling.

This is a great way to find out about any small cuts on your hand that you didn't know were there...

My new apartment came with these. I love them.

Do you know of any resources to help me learn the more complex parts of Tasker? At times I have trouble making even the relatively simple stuff work.

I'm getting an Error 403 (Forbidden)!!1

I totally read this in Spongebob's voice before I even finished reading it. Yay cartoons!