I love kiwi skin! Mmmm...

Honey mangoes (I believe they are also known as champagne mangoes) are less fibery (fibrous?) than the green and red kind.

It's kind of nice when my cat lies down on my back because she gives me a nice little back massage before she lies down :-) She weighs just enough that it feels good and doesn't hurt. (About 9 and a half pounds at her last vet visit)

My cat just headbutts me for attention. If I'm sitting just right she'll ram her head into my lower ribs, which kind of hurts.

Just gotta use that super dense food coloring. The kind you apply with a toothpick. With this set you should be able to make all the colors of the rainbow

flat, boring, arrow-straight sections of interstate are where it's easiest to accidentally let your mind wander and not pay attention to the road.

I use Google Voice, so maybe that's the problem...

Visual voicemail ftw!

So do I. Unfortunately it works just well enough to confuse the hell out of me and make me listen to the voicemail to figure out what the hell the person wants.

Why would you be bombarded with inane messages all day? Texting is super useful for things like "Can you grab milk on the way home?" and things like that where you don't need to have a whole conversation about it.

I love my boyshorts, but they have a tendency to roll up and tighten around my legs, which sucks.

I love Tasker!

Umm actually pretty much anyone is allowed to own a gun. Unless you are institutionalized or a felon. Or are too young. There are a few other restrictions, but those are the big ones I think.

Five minutes seems a little extreme to be calling the police over. I would wait closer to to ten to fifteen minutes. At least account for the fact that some people's clocks are off by five minutes...

Girl here, and I am incredibly terrible at dancing. Just awful.

I never knew I was in such a minority. I love the Fable games.

Fable 1 and 3 are on the PC, maybe this one will be as well? Unless they're doing an every other game thing or something...

Especially since if you play it on the PC, you can no longer buy said content.

I never got the chance to play Fable 2 for very long because I had to use somebody else's 360, but I wasn't a huge fan of it. But then again, that was 4 years ago; if it were released on PC, I would totally buy it. Unfortunately, that's not happening.

There was a substitute teacher in middle school whose (who's? stupid English language) name was Mrs. Ho.