This seems like a super alternative for the word "slut."

I swear the companies who make jeans are in cahoots with the companies who make purses. My boyfriend's pockets can fit both of his hands plus one of mine while my pockets don't even fit one of my (small girly) hands.

Is it a normal thing for people to wait this long to do their taxes? I always do them pretty much the minute I take my W-2 out of the mailbox and get it inside... my tax refund has been here and gone for more than a month now...

I'm 25 (eek!) and about 4-5 years ago, I did some really mean and stupid shit that more or less directly led to everything that is good in my life now.

Oh my god I hope so very much that the picture shows one pair of socks and not somebody wearing one sock each from two pairs of socks.

I will admit to slightly more than occasionally being "Crazy Person Who Talks Back to the TV." I'm used to watching TV by myself, when it doesn't matter if I look like a crazy person because the only person around (me) already knows I'm a crazy person.

Fruit roll ups >>>> fruit by the foot

Today I love my mommy enough to set up and secure the hell out of her computer for her even though I'm little grumpy.

I only do this when my nose is so plugged that there's a pressure difference when I swallow.

Why would you try to not vomit if you really need to? I mean you're already at a toilet, and you know you're going to feel better after...

I'm actually fairly fond of my Chevy.

Sometimes I leave my phone on vibrate and forget to turn the sound back on. This can mean missing important calls or texts. The Important Call app (free for Android) sounds an alarm when you've missed a certain number of calls or texts. You set the number it's okay to miss and the alarm sound and volume (which will…

All I can think of is how much I want to watch this with my 7 year old niece (who will be 8 when this movies comes out) even though I will be living 80 miles way from her at the time.

I've been doing something like this for as long as I remember. I basically tell myself a story about myself in the first person...if that makes any sense lol

Another good idea: maybe actually read articles before posting them on Facebook? My cousin recently posted an article with a headline something like "Police no longer need a warrant to enter your home" The very first thing it said in the article was that they only need one resident of the home to agree to a search. I…

Exactly. I can't even manage to straighten my hair lol

It's funny you say that because I'm currently eating granny smith apple slices with sharp white cheddar

When this happened to my Basset Hound (I was in high school and was terrified before realizing what was going on) we used little swimmers diapers with a hole for her tail. It was adorable.

I seem to recall learning on a TV show that the stuff ping pong balls are made of is super flammable...

Just thought I would mention that satellite has streaming options too. It's not technically cable, but it's worth taking a look at. And maybe satellite used to suck, but I haven't had any problems with it except when it was covered with half a foot of snow. But you can hardly expect it to work in situations like that,…