An android microconsole using the licensing of a dead legacy brand stuffed inside a restamped Jaguar case using cartridges that are just re-pinned USB flash storage drives.

He’s like all the thoughts and dreams of horrible, insecure, racist and selfish Americans given physical form and some kind of base level sentience.

I was a goalie and loved bsing with refs whenever I could. They’re by far the least sensitive officials of any sport. Could you imagine a Joey Crawford type being an NHL ref? lol

Boo

It was that loud on the live broadcast.

The hardest sport to ref or do play-by-play for.

Eh, fuck James Neal. I remember the Penguins-Flyers playoffs series a few years back when he specifically went head-hunting after Sean Couterier and then Claude Giroux. Hopefully Chris Simon comes out of whatever hole he's in and cross-checks him in the face

Stick catches him in the shoulder he grabs his face.

You can take the player out of Pittsburgh....

James Neal, embellishment?

You stated “half a second”. Sorry, if they are out of my first or second choices, the bartender may need to run down the choices.

s/busy/lazy/

have fun continuing to get bad service then? Don’t know what to tell you.

Ummm...really? “Infuriating?” The depth of the Patriots hatred out there is ludicrous. So they keep winning. Get over it. You should get out more.

Yep.

I’m going to miss The Vane.

“I want to take his fuck... off.”

This guy’s not even a real doctor!

They're nothing if not predictable. They yelled the same thing before the 2012 election.

Nothing interesting happened? Christ, people can’t even recognize progress anymore.