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You should be euthanized.

...through your tears..

Seriously, I hope you get ass cancer, you goddamned shitlord.

Actually, the dog is severely developmentally delayed because part of her brain grew into her nasal cavity. Also she had inverted eyelashes rubbing against her corneas, she has epilepsy, she’s terrified of small spaces and she’s partially deaf and blind. Whoever bred her like this and then gave her up to a shelter is

Dan loves family.

Well, good for you.

Anybody going to pen a 1000-word article on how racist the Montreal fans are, or is that just reserved for Boston fans?

Because he speaks French.

Yeah, Boston loves black hockey players.

(actually no, you guys are racist fucks)

Sad time in society when we care more about animals than children or veterans.

ha ha ha ha david bowie was a rapist! The cognitive dissonance in here is tearing a hole in the space-time continuum.

>>No. Statutory Rape is not Rape. Otherwise every 14 year old boy in this country has raped himself countless times.<<

No, see, it has “Rape” right in the name, you fucking rape apologist pig.

No, you obviously hate him because he’s black

“The pinnacle” You’re fucking kidding me, right? Was he going to turn into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight? Get the fuck up and do it again next year, like the great teams have done. He’s mad because he realized this was a fluke season, period.

Where do you guys think they keep the bodies of the Palestinian children? Under one of those glass hills?

Not surprising at all. At the high school I went to, this was the track team’s version of “hazing”.

Yes it does, fatso.

Your mama’s pussy so fucking tight, no way she had baby. You adopted!

“In order to let the past go, you must forgive yourself officially.

ARE YOU FOR REAL? Dieting is worse than obesity? Oh my god you cannot be this dumb.