“The awkwardly feminine and possibly Canadian.”

You poor thing!

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

I assume it’s because he talked to a girl.

That’s unfortunate for you.

What's really shitty is how Deadspin hijacked our internet connections and forced us to view/read these stories. Please keep up the good fight.