An earlier version of the tweet had the recruit attending Texas A2M.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

Kenny Rogers had obvious pine tar on his hand DURING the 2006 World Series, and the collective reaction was a shrug.

And it's pretty obvious you didn't even bother to Google me. Grew up in South Florida (Broward and Palm Beach counties). Worked at the Miami Herald for seven and a half years. Been on enough boats to know to wear a life jacket in case stuff like this happens. Spent plenty of nights on the phone with the U.S. Coast…

So the NFL is picking up the flag on itself?

I don't know. He sounds more like a candidate for the Hall of Very Bad.

Oh my god. You just gave me a great costume idea for the next ComicCon he goes to...

Or if Stuart Murdoch had just turned in his damn ballot, for once.

To be fair, he did hit what appears to be the broad side of a barn.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Actually, it's pretty common for these kinds of shirts to get donated to third-world states, where issues such as mass corruption and excessive police force run rampant.

"There's no way it's six million."

If Vanderbilt really wanted to make sure that this book didn't to see the light of day, they could have just put it in a UNC player's backpack.

Never buy an ice resurfacer from Frank J. Zamboni & CO.

There was a headline a while back that read "Fertile woman dies in Climax"!

A very serious oversight.

Watch the movie "Pond Hockey." A great one about the beginnings of many NHL'rs.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

That before he dated Ali, he dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner ("No relation, I'm sure of it").

BUCS HEAD OF HR: Now, for your exit interview, could you just take us through your experience working here?