Central Michigan is on its way to the Bahamas

If that sounds backward, well, that's how the Hall of Fame voting has evolved,

To be fair, it actually is an AP photo.

God created "Adam and Eve," not "Adam and I."

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

The idiots responsible for this should know better than to use unpaid staff at professional sporting events. It's college sports where you can get away with that sort of thing.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

Like a Matt Asiata run, that interview was a lot of action that wound up going nowhere.

If I were the Bills or Jets, I would want to play in Washington, too. No road team EVER loses there.

Schmidt had to cut the interview short as she needed to get back to help planning the school's annual "Miss Cegenation" pageant.

I was in the stands throwing popcorn.

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A four-year-old couldn't do it. So Goodell did.

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

Nice finish, but it's a sad commentary on our times that the full force of the US Army can barely defeat a Canadian territory. Thanks Obama.

Wow, how the mighty have fallen. A year ago, he was the best running back in the NFL. And now? He's forced to cut the fabric off of his couch to make a suit for court.

Have fun grimacing and rubbing your temples for the next 15 minutes.

Another option would be for Perez not to swing at like five straight neck-high fastballs.

That's two straight butt-whippings for the Vikings

His wife operates an inter-species erotica site called "One Horse/Open Slay"