Four mistakes in a single paragraph. Did the copy editors all work out of the Chicago office, too?

You can watch Fred Astaire use the same technology to dance on the ceiling here:

Might want to bone up on your research skills, Professor. It’s not that the old Space Jam site still exists; it’s that it has been preserved elsewhere despite the new movie taking over spacejam.com. You could have read the article and learned this in the time it took to find that Mental Floss link.

“one starring Melissa Rauch as the daughter of Harry Stone”

Where did you get that? The linked Deadline article says, “There are no plans for Melissa Rauch to act in the project.”

Oh, is it 2014 week now?

Weird. For the last three decades I consistently hear reference to a team called the “*audible sigh* fuckin’ Wolves.”

Wow, again? This just happened last week! In the same state! With a cop with the same name!

*Sees the date on this five-year-old article*

Are we doing 2014 week now?

Massachusetts has to have their own name for everything. Bubblers for water fountains. Jimmies for sprinkles. And now “poop tornado” for shit storm.

Nothing on Peggy Flanagan, Lieutenant Governor-Elect of Minnesota?

Is it me, or were they using the wrong version of macaron/macaroon? I thought one O meant the tiny French cookie thing and two meant a coconut dessert.

I’d look it up, but I’m afraid to make the 7 train late. Is that how this works?

How would disrupting a commuter rail train miles north of the city affect the green line?

I think everyone is ignoring the real news here. On the extremely low chance that Pete Rose was telling the truth, I want video:

The Twins got a World Series as a reward.

Depending on how long this takes in court, it could be their best chance ever for a win in January.

“Sure, you call that one fair.”

He traveled.

Wait, why is it not okay to get sexual fluid on mayonnaise?

You’d be in a good mood, too, if your team wasn’t the one with the world’s worst dandruff.