Can’t wait to tune in to Sex and the Simmons.

Ouch, but I starred it anyway.

If it were that dark, how could he be sure he hit the correct person?

Longest. Humblebrag. Ever.

Perhaps you were rich, but not spoiled.

Are you engaged to my wife?

My wife does it. She’s scared to death of salmonella. I have to surreptitiously scrape batter off the top of the bowl (the part not yet underwater) if I want any.

Nice transitions and callbacks between letters this week, Drew.

Apparently not if you’re Jerry Seinfeld.

Umm...

Sounds like a guy who deserved to get his stinky jerky tossed out the window.

Well stop using the same password everywhere!

1st paragraph after the question, 6th sentence:

Ooh, fancy!

This has nothing to do with karaoke, but I miss you on The Sandbox. I also miss The Sandbox (well, some of ‘em).

People want to go back to being a kid because everything was taken care of for them then and their missteps had minor repercussions. Different people think the ‘50s (Cold War), ‘70s (terrible economy), ‘80s (Cold War - again!), etc. were happy, care-free times. And they were...if you were 6 and had a stable family.…

This type of violence doesn’t happen in other advanced countries.

Getting inspiration from week-old episodes of Conan, I see.

Personally, I’ll put everything I don’t think I need into storage for a month. If it’s all still there a month later, I just take that box straight to a thrift store without looking inside.

“That’s great veteran leadership,” is how the local news will spin it. But if Joe Mauer did this, they’d stomp him even harder.