Because you’re ruining the lives of everyone else that bratty, entitled kid will encounter for the rest of his life due to the fact that his mom *demands* that strangers give him things.

I was at a game a few years ago where some 8-year-old kid kept whining to the bullpen to give him a ball. Like, he was standing in front of other people (not in his seat) and incessantly asking for a ball. Eventually, his mom came up and asked the relievers for a ball because the kid “had been asking so long.” As…

Please. It’s BROchitect.

Nah, I was wrong. See elsewhere in this thread. My apologies.

Keeping up is hard to do.

-dig outhouse hole
-SWIM
-apply for ADA compliance variance

I admitted my error an hour ago. YOU keep up!

The only thing worse than my being pedantic is my being pedantic and wrong.

Except that the man in the song is from Brussels.

I like that theory.

Does Ricky understand that $5,000 cash could buy him many iPads?
#moneycanbeexchangedforgoodsandservices

A girlfriend had two jars of salsa shatter in her suitcase. We’re no longer together.

This was a preview before Mad Max. The entire audience laughed the whole way through the trailer.

That’s especially weird, given that footage of the real implosion exists:

Whoa, this happened in my co-ed, work league softball game last week, too!

That’s *Hans* Sprungfeld. If you’re going to be pedantic, be pedantic and correct.

I had a friend just like Clinton’s, only it was about cell phones. You can damn well bet he didn’t get to borrow mine when he “had” to make a call.

I once dated someone in college who didn’t like Chinese food. The first time she came to visit me, she went out to lunch with my stepmom (I was at work). My stepmom suggested a Chinese place, and my girlfriend was fine with it.

I thought we were all forced to agree that a St. Louis Cardinals fan is the best fan.

I thought we were all forced to agree that a St. Louis Cardinals fan is the best fan.