I was 3. Since then, I’ve been potty trained.

Oregon or Massachusetts?

What the sweet hell did the actor think happened to literally every other person who ate the regular cake?

June 23, 1917 - “Babe Ruth ejected from no-hitter attempt.”

Sounds like the man who accidentally dropped two quarters into a Port-a-Potty, and then immediately took off his watch and pulled out his wallet and dropped them in, as well. When his friends asked why, he said, "Well I wasn't going to go down there for just 50 cents."

You’ve gotta be pretty damn far south to consider anywhere in Mississippi “up north.”

Knew without looking which city (well, cities) would be last. Sigh.

Ok, now how about something to show all scores at the top of the homepage, instead of just the 4-5 most exciting games of the day? This is really inconvenient for the last 7 remaining Minnesota Twins fans.

Detroit’s incredibly dangerous. If you don’t watch out, they’ll outscore you 22-1 over a three-game series.

Better, because he used two hands. #fundamentals

You lean forward like four inches. Your hand is roughly in line with the top of the lid. It's not hard. If you need to, practice with your pants on while sitting over a clean bowl.

You lean forward like four inches. Your hand is roughly in line with the top of the lid. It's not hard. If you need to, practice with your pants on while sitting over a clean bowl.

You lean forward like four inches. Your hand is roughly in line with the top of the lid. It's not hard. If you need to, practice with your pants on while sitting over a clean bowl.

I've pooped in hundreds of bars, restaurants and homes in nearly every state, over a dozen countries, and 4 continents. I have literally never once even come close to touching poop. Not once. Ever.

“Knee injury—severe—or concussion? I’d take the concussion. Absolutely, no-brainer.”

That's what all announcers did. Read this about Reagan:

Gary Anderson missing that field goal.

Joke's on you - once in you're in the retirement home, you won't be able to remember!

He traveled.

This part blows me away: