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If "everything is awesome" and "everything is cool" when you're part of a team, I can assume that "everything is fine" means Love is not part of the team.

"it's never not unpleasant"

That's not an alarm; it's a constant ringing that only he can hear.

I'm glad at least you got my point.

"Joe Young hit a long-range three-pointer with *one second* remaining"

Marshawn Lynch scored at the end.

My favorite part is that the guy in the orange could have stopped the ball, but he was holding a phone in the hand closest to the woman who got hit, so he reached across his body with his free hand and wasn't close to blocking it.

St. Louis: the only city in America with both a superiority and an inferiority complex.

Atmosphere. The fact that a lot of the kids won't be playing after high school almost makes it better. This is their last time on a rink in front of thousands of fans.

I've heard Indiana state basketball, as well. But yeah, the Minnesota hockey tourney is awesome.

The first thing that you'll need to do is trust in yourself.

Belichick really does instill discipline. Wilfork was able to type in completely straight lines, despite the slanted nature of the lined paper and the fact that text spilled onto another, unlined sheet behind it!

You're right: I couldn't tell where that ball was in a bunch of grainy video, shot from the sidelines 100 feet away.

This piece made me think. If only there were an annoying, overused word for that.

My Facebook feed is full of Patriots fans trying desperately to explain how Boyle's law could have changed the PSI, due to the exceedingly cold temperature.

You know, the 50-degree gametime temperature.

Because the NFL, which spends millions of dollars on technology to determine whether someone was a millimeter out of

"revelry, or whatever it was called, sounds"

It's my 8th-grade year, roughly 1998

I've had Tusker beer at an Ethiopian restaurant in Boston. Of course, then you have to eat Ethiopian food. And go to Boston.