There were 39 bowl games this year, which is the most there have ever been. The NCAA had to pass a rule that teams with losing records could be included, just to make sure all the games would be filled.

We call them "druncles."

So "grossly incompetent" is a victory over "intentionally lying"? That's a low bar Goodell has to clear.

He was injured. Injured bad.

Who Would Jesus Punch?

I know someone who met Clinton, and that is exactly the same thing she said about him: in a room full of people, he made her feel like she was the most important one there.

Let me get this straight: you've listened to 12 episodes of a "This American Life"-type podcast, correct? Did you know it would end up being a bunch of navel gazing? Did you know a bunch of middle- to upper-class white people would eat it up? Did you know that telling a true crime story that was 15 years old was…

We should all demand our money back.

Remember Fred? Cute young man acts like a doofus in ways that annoy anyone over the age of 14 and becomes a YouTube star? Gets a movie or two, and then his fans all graduated high school? I think it's like that.

Your 1s must look an awful lot like 33s. That's the only way I could understand Sleigh Ride being ranked so low.

Sounds like you've never seen a branding guide before. This is all pretty standard stuff, as anal as it is.

But have you seen that huge list of ailments that doctors have to know? It's in excruciating detail. The AMA isn't messing around.

And yet they can't figure out *why* they hurt. They can't think of anything they could have done to avoid this malady.

That sounds like a terrible combination of Crossfit and Yoga.

I can't tell you how many times growing up in Minnesota I went from Climax to Embarrass in 4 hours.

Pizzas arrived but no slice was taken until Mr. Goodell ate. He never did, and the slices turned cold in the box.

Just a plug for an old (now late) acquaintance who forgot more about hockey than most of us will ever know: Jack Falla's "Home Ice" is a heck of a book about backyard rinks...and life.
http://www.amazon.com/Home-Ice-Refle…

OMG. Are you seriously telling me you can't tell Sam Jack and Lawrence Fishburne apart?

Newton was right.

Without any context, the over-the-top hits...were neutered. The NFL either didn't have a problem with what it saw or never watched the tape