your actions are at odds with those of those core values: Student-Athlete Welfare

The kid in the video dove nearly perfectly (i.e. hand touching base is the first part of his body to land), and he was still slower. If you watch the replay of Hosmer, he dragged in the sand for a few feet before hitting the bag.

(Lorenzo, why the hell are you sliding head first on the font end of a double play?)

I think that guy died! http://archive.statesmanjournal.com/article/201303…

"What's a period? I just use 17 semicolons in succession."
-Virginia Woolf

Alternative:
"Blunt force injury to the head? Didn't see it" - The NFL

Alternate headline: Yost's insistence on sac bunting was worth one win.

The bigger they are, the...

...more likely they are to suffer from hypertension as they age.

Whenever a team with a long wait loses a series, they've "lost their momentum" or they're "rusty." Whenever a team with a long wait wins a series, they're "well-rested." There's a built-in (and incorrect) explanation regardless of what happens.

I can't stand that quote. It assumes that there are equal probabilities of failure and success.

Let's say I love getting drunk and I don't want to study for a test tomorrow. Since I *could* fail the test even though I've studied, should I just get drunk and "do what I love" instead?

Sounds interesting.

East of Albany is Massachusetts.

This gives a completely different spin to that Futurama snu-snu episode.

I'm not sure I can figure out the logistics to implement your suggestion.

If tips are pooled, how, precisely, do the others know who the bad server was? And even if they can figure out what server didn't get tipped, how do they know whether it was the server doing a poor job or just some cheap bastard who refuses to…

"Sorry to hear he got shot down. By the way, can we sell his sweatshirt?"

-Urban Outfitters

Since moving in, we've received both a 70-pound box of diapers and an entire, assembled riding lawnmower that should have been delivered to the former owner's new address. We don't have kids, but the riding lawnmower was tempting...

phyllishawkins41@gmail.com is going to be pissed you didn't cover her name better in that image.

How about house centipedes? Everything I see says get rid of their food and they will leave, but getting rid of their food means basically *all* other insects, which seems like a tough road to hoe.

It's amazing how many foul balls go to left-center.

Also unavailable for the next Gold Cup: Walter Donovan.