*sigh* So well-intentioned and yet so, so very uninformed. This is why travel should be a mandatory requirement for inclusion into adulthood.

The worst part is that this isn’t that far from the truth. Late 2015-2016 has been pretty fucking depressing.

I’m sure this has been pointed out already, but this car looks like if you took the style of the Batman Animated Series and directly translated it into real life. I love it.

By that logic, pretty much anything bigger than a Golf is “massively overcompensating.” You’re an idiot - this thing is gorgeous.

I miss the days when you had options if you wanted a two-door hatchback that wasn’t a boat. Why, Honda? Why?

This is what happens when you spend 15 years convincing people that everyone wants to kill us. A bunch of terrified, pathetic animals running for their lives at the hint of danger. Greatest country on earth, amirite?

“...typically in a BMW 6 Series...”

What the hell is with all the gnarly joint injuries this week?

Yeah, the comparison - which wasn’t actually made - would have been purely based on sexism and not, you know, because those are two other modern athletes who have been incredibly dominant in their respective sports for the past decade...

Man, this website is so hit-or-miss.

http://www.theonion.com/video/tired-of…

So... baseball and rugby were taken out and had to be subsequently re-added but THIS is an Olympic sport.

It’s amazing that, even after knowing what a douche he is, I still felt bad for him. It’s a testament to the human brain, really.

Dude, they’ve been harping on it from the start that it’s NOT self-driving. They make it super clear at every point that you should still have your hands on the wheel at all times.

This article has convinced me to buy a Miata, just to piss you off.

Oh man, you’re my new favorite commenter ever! Dinosaurs weren’t a species, bro. Thought my comment would have cleared that up for you.

Just give me a 2-door Civic that doesn’t look like it was an afterthought. Seriously - as you pointed out, it’s so big it’s almost an Accord. Hatchbacks shouldn’t be this huge!

The director said: “There are five major heroes in our story and he is one of them—the other four are all Chinese.” So, why do you keep referring to Damon as “the star” and that he “shows up to save ancient China?” Are you saying Zhang is lying about his own film?

And is there anything more “21st Century White Man’s…

Hahahahaha

Species?