Did you freak out when they put out slim versions of previous consoles? 4k and VR weren’t in the picture when the PS4 was developed. Now it’s a thing. Sony would be stupid not to adjust to that. Does putting out a new PS4 negate the years of use you’ve had on it? You bought a product and used it for years- how is this…

If it’s any consolation, they are absolutely in the running for worst thing on Facebook - moreso knowing the dad is a scuzzy marketing dude using his kids to drum up business while simultaneously hiding behind the veil of “cute viral videos.”

“I’m about as liberal as they come, but...”

I’m sorry if this has been pointed out already, but: race-walking is an Olympic sport. Race-walking. If Race-walking can be an Olympic sport, esports sure as hell can be.

This site is so hit or miss, it’s ridiculous...

I’m not sure if it’s hilarious or depressing when the writer looks exactly how you’d expect him to look.

Except Tesla makes it abundantly clear that it is not a fully autonomous system and you are absolutely expected to keep your hands on the wheel and be alert at all times...

“Don’t be alarmed if you taste the sour bile of nationalism on the back of your tongue, because that taste is what the Olympics have always been about.”

Sadly, it’s not a sour taste for most people. So depressing.

Actually, it wasn’t. Read up on what actually happened and stop taking the bullshit “millions would have died” as gospel. 1) The numbers were greatly exaggerated, even if we did invade Japan. 2) Japan made concerted attempts to surrender prior to the bombs being dropped. Never forget that we dropped weapons of…

I’d do bad things to get my hands on this car.

Wow, someone’s a little bitter, eh?

Hahaha, “we weren’t aiming for you, sir, we were aiming for the mentally disabled man you had calmly explained was holding a toy truck and not a gun.”

Absolutely - looking like a criminal is an obvious no-no. And politely following instructions is excellent advice - look how well it went for that caretaker in Florida!

“Strains the city resources?” What? This is a major metropolitan center, not some town of a few thousand people. I promise you, they have room in their budget for this. Not only that, I’m sure the government isn’t just doing this for the feels - this decision was made, I’m sure, as it provided the best compromise…

It’s good to be back - I’m really glad you were there to save me. Next time I get guns pointed at me, I’m going to laugh, shrug and think back on your insightful commentary.

Actually, this part is what drove me nuts when I first read it, “they’re trying to create jobs and [build] our local economy...” No, they’re not - they’re trying to make money. They’re not charities, they’re companies whose sole purpose is to create profit. To paint them as the former is ridiculous.

Absolutely, dude. You’re my go-to from now on. It’s much appreciated.

Totally, bro. I completely agree that cops pointing guns at you is totally not any kind of threat. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Hahahahaha, holy shit, you people are ridiculous. Do I really have to explain to you how a half-dozen people pointing guns at you is a threat to your life? What do you expect? A fucking formal, notarized letter stating intent? Good lord.

But, ummmm... that’s what they did. I don’t care if there was a bank robbery right next door, you don’t threaten someone with death unless it’s absolutely necessary. What the fuck is wrong with this country?