I have sex with one person and only one person. She and I are both monogamous and healthy. I don't have STDs and neither does she. The only thing a condom would prevent would be unintended pregnancy.

As a guy, I'm just going to weigh in here.

Rape fruit?

In a poli-sci class? If everyone was studying programming in college, we wouldn't be so desperately in need of STEM grads.

Who's name? Conor Kent? Because Superboy is a bitch. That's why.

If you want to reduce concussions in motorcycle accidents, do away with helmets altogether. Sure, your head will split open on impact but hey! no concussion.

MacBook Pros?! For notetaking?!

No. It's one of his many clones. You know - like Conor Kent/Superboy. Except I'm not a whiny little pretty boy bitch.

Drones aren't searches. Taking a photo of someone in public is neither a search nor a seizure.

You may own your front or backyard but that doesn't mean you have a reasonable expectation of PRIVACY in it. If it's in plain sight, don't expect it to be private.

I think a CANNON would be more effective than using CANON against it.

You have no reasonable expectation of privacy in public spaces. Creepy - yes. Unconstitutional violation of the Fourth Amendment - no.

So what you're saying is that it will be rectangular with rounded corners? Didn't see that design coming...

This proves that Steve Jobs was not God.

To be fair, the women are partially to blame for being near men who are drinking. If these women don't want to be harassed and/or raped, they should be near areas where alcohol may be being consumed.

The trick is to name the child something that will horrify a roomful of tykes during roll call.

My brother had serious learning disabilities. And he was a die-hard sports fan. Right now, I am misting up.

Fuck Marissa Mayer!

Come to think of it, I think pretty much all of the current crop of Republijerks think God is cool with rape.

I'm fairly certain that Ashley Judd will never say that God is cool with rape.