People who torture cats get reincarnated as mice.

The declasse and boorish practice of politicians and their staffs publicly resorting to profanity in the performance of their job aside, why call an unpleasant woman a "cunt"? Is there really any need to bring gender into the equation?

You will still never convince me of any link between pregnancy and abortion.

In the interest of being more racially progressive, instead of a white guy playing Yunioshi in yellowface, they're going to cast a black guy in yellowface.

Fine. Leggings are out.

I have sex with one person and only one person. She and I are both monogamous and healthy. I don't have STDs and neither does she. The only thing a condom would prevent would be unintended pregnancy.

As a guy, I'm just going to weigh in here.

Rape fruit?

To be fair, the women are partially to blame for being near men who are drinking. If these women don't want to be harassed and/or raped, they should be near areas where alcohol may be being consumed.

My brother had serious learning disabilities. And he was a die-hard sports fan. Right now, I am misting up.

Fuck Marissa Mayer!

Come to think of it, I think pretty much all of the current crop of Republijerks think God is cool with rape.

I'm fairly certain that Ashley Judd will never say that God is cool with rape.

Powerful Yogurt: The Brogurt With The AndroGel On The Bottom

Well of course us men need our own yogurt. For fuck's sake, the first three letters of Fage are "fag." I need a no homo yogurt.

What are Bloomberg's feelings? Because however he tells her to vote is how she'll vote.

I dunno. She seems like an uppity cunt to me.

Try cleaning your ears.

He had nothing to do with this.

Glad America could finally catch up to Israel 40 years ago.