So what you're saying is that you aren't interested in Facebook in the least and are just spouting horseshit for the sake of spouting horseshit.

I especially love how it blocks out a view of the ocean for people behind you.

In conclusion, I'm a genius and everyone is stupid and if everyone did what I said then they would all be happier but no one does because they're stupid and I'm just left here, being a genius alone.

Fuck you. I'll have a large coffee regular.

What do I want to see Gizmodo do more of?

If only someone would invent some kind of folded metal end piece to put near the last book. Like a book-ender type of thing.

"no, using your trackpad to play Diablo on a 12-pound laptop on an airplane does not count"

People who torture cats get reincarnated as mice.

The declasse and boorish practice of politicians and their staffs publicly resorting to profanity in the performance of their job aside, why call an unpleasant woman a "cunt"? Is there really any need to bring gender into the equation?

You will still never convince me of any link between pregnancy and abortion.

So it's New News Delivery System being interviewed Old News Delivery System.

Well let's see. He's 29 now. That gives him several decades of being completely unemployable.

In the interest of being more racially progressive, instead of a white guy playing Yunioshi in yellowface, they're going to cast a black guy in yellowface.

When a drone hits a plane

Fine. Leggings are out.

But does it have a useless degree in English Studies?

I avoid sitting next to a jerk by being the jerk.

Fluffy hair: check

And the NFC will continue to be useless because no one has hammered out the deals to make Google Wallet work.

The Creative Zen was cheaper, had a higher signal to noise ratio, used USB 2.0 (which were on PCs) and was Windows compatible out of the box.