I see a white girl and I want to paint her black.

I don't think you all understand just how courageous Ms. Hardin was by choosing to appear in blackface. I think she should be applauded for her daring choice.

I don't live in Peru.

As long as you tell me it's horse, I have no problem with it. I'll eat pretty much any animal except for house pets (mice, rats, cats, dogs, gerbils, hamsters, guinea pigs).

It's her fault. She should have vomited and menstruated on him. As is the proper method of dealing with rape.

If only there was some kind of technology available to Ms. Dunham that would allow her to write more than 140 characters at a time on the internet. Some kind of "log" for the World Wide Web that would act as a live journal of her thoughts on things. Or some other kind of "site" on this "Web."

Shut up, women. You already get 77 cents on the dollar AND we let you take time off for your brats. And you can vote and get an abortion in some states. Plus, you all made it illegal for us men to beat and/or rape you.

And if he mentions Jews being involved in the killing of Jesus, I swear I will club him to death with his fucking books.

Here's the rule:

And yet, if I walked up to Shia LeBeouf and cockpunched him, I'd be the bad guy. #notfair

Sadly, the "Lady Tasmanian Devil" look only works for wascally wabbits.

Ooh. I might have to look into checking Henri Pablo into this place. He's addicted...

As someone who is turned on by pee, vomit, blood, menses, and scat, I endorse this plan. If any of you ladies are interested, you can find me on the quad.

So... uh... what are you going to do to mail letters and such? Use FedEx? UPS? Because I don't think either of them are cost-competitive with 45c to send a letter.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

The clothes will come in four sizes:

Where is my Hindenberg replica? Filled with hydrogen and bearing a big fucking swastika.

Relieving oneself in front of male companions is not degrading. To the contrary, it's an opportunity for sporting fun and gentlemen's wagers.

Coincidentally, they are all also members of the Future Abercrombie & Fitch Joke Tee Designers Society

She really needs to make the costume historically accurate.