Powerful Yogurt: The Brogurt With The AndroGel On The Bottom

Well of course us men need our own yogurt. For fuck's sake, the first three letters of Fage are "fag." I need a no homo yogurt.

What are Bloomberg's feelings? Because however he tells her to vote is how she'll vote.

I'm doing just fine. And you can find me at #OMG_Ponies and at www.omg-ponies.com

I dunno. She seems like an uppity cunt to me.

The only TK I know of is TK-421. And he's never at his post.

Try cleaning your ears.

Obligatory hipster snark: Meh. I remember when Kinja was Powwow.

He had nothing to do with this.

Glad America could finally catch up to Israel 40 years ago.

I see a white girl and I want to paint her black.

I don't think you all understand just how courageous Ms. Hardin was by choosing to appear in blackface. I think she should be applauded for her daring choice.

I don't live in Peru.

As long as you tell me it's horse, I have no problem with it. I'll eat pretty much any animal except for house pets (mice, rats, cats, dogs, gerbils, hamsters, guinea pigs).

It's her fault. She should have vomited and menstruated on him. As is the proper method of dealing with rape.

As great as SwiftKey 3 was, SK4 is even better. SwiftKey + Swype = winning keyboard.

If only there was some kind of technology available to Ms. Dunham that would allow her to write more than 140 characters at a time on the internet. Some kind of "log" for the World Wide Web that would act as a live journal of her thoughts on things. Or some other kind of "site" on this "Web."

Shut up, women. You already get 77 cents on the dollar AND we let you take time off for your brats. And you can vote and get an abortion in some states. Plus, you all made it illegal for us men to beat and/or rape you.

Really?! That sounds great! Tell me how!

Keyboard Cat is dead. And tasty!