For all you ladies out there, I can grill you up some spareribs while making brownies, load the dishwasher without being asked, bring home a steady paycheck, and go for an hour in the bedroom.

What do you have against horse penises?

I actually support this move. In fact, I think that the House should vote to pass it. Then, the Senate should vote to pass it.

This much WIN can't be. It's impossible....

Well maybe if you girls - I mean "ladies" - weren't so busy playing with Barbies and hating math and science and being bad drivers and stopped slutting it up with your abortions and birth control, you could get a job in tech.

Unichicks it is!

Bronies are male MLP fans. Female fans are Pegasisters.

And the other really great song from MLP:FiM - Winter Wrap-Up

For those wondering what the big deal is, it's hard not to love a show that does musical numbers like this.

Now if HTC could get their act together and start advertising the One series. A lady skydiving in mirror shards without any clear prolonged look at the phone is a worthless ad.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a white American male that likes breasts and video games?! We have a hard life.

Actually, the best method to get a super-smart baby is to spend the entire pregnancy in a room lined with microwave ovens. Break the windows on all of the ovens. Then, run all of the ovens. Begin running them 2 days before intercourse and continue to run them all the way through delivery.

Here's how to make fewer drivers:

Yes. We knew. And we didn't really care.

Entitled The "We, The Congress, Are A Disgrace To Representative Democracy And, By And Large, We Should Be Taken Out And Shot...From A Cannon" Act of 2012, Congress managed to get its shit together.

I had an Android phone. That's right. Back in 2006, I was rocking an Android, running 5.0 (codename "Lima Bean"). And it was the shiznit.

What will happen to my copy of Walt Mossberg's WSJ review calling MobileMe a piece of shit?

Apropos of nothing, here is a picture of Maxie being happy and giggly. Happy giggly kitties are a good thing. Trolls are not.

Here's how it works, folks:

True Fact: