As a guy, there are household things that I've pretty much stated I take care (because I'm a naggy particular fuss-bucket). There are some things that I consider MY domain. I happily take care of cooking (because more often than not, I'm a better cook than she is), doing the dishes (which involves putting them into…

And why can't Lucky Brand just make "plus" sized jeans under its main label? You know, and have the sizes go up in size into the "plus" range.

C'mon Mittey! You want to snag the Tea Party vote?! Select Sarah Palin as your running mate.

Talk about a half-assed "solution."

Why not surgically implant the ring? Borg-style. That way, the only way for him (or her) to stray or get divorced will be to LOP OFF THE FINGER!!

When the South does in fact "rise again" (as it has been threatening to do for a century and a half), I say we just tally up however much of the National Debt they owe, give them a 20% group discount, and let them leave and form their own bass-ackwards country.

Not enough people realize that "God" is a Chinese menu, so to speak. As in you get to choose 2 out of 3 options.

This reminds me of one of my friends who, no matter what, insists that his shirt isn't pink. It's "salmon."* To my male peers, I say "Man up!"

DID YOU KNOW?

Kathie Lee is expected to drown her sorrows in a bottomless box of Franzia.

Unusual punishment is okay under the Constitution.

I have decided to run for a vacant judgeship. I promise that, if elected, I will decide all cases with the wisdom of King Solomon.

And all those "manly" cities, I'm sure, smell like manly Combos farts.

Night of the Lepus is a truly great film. It has Bones McCoy with a mustache.

Rabbits are vicious killing machines. That is what I learned from the groundbreaking documentary "Watership Down."

I am stealing that, unashamedly and unabashedly, from you, my good sir. Expect neither compensation nor attribution. Instead, take pride in knowing that your contribution to the conversation will enrich the salons of cyberspace.

Indeed it will.

Just wait until you get a taste of Google Music over 4G LTE. Think of a song in your collection and your phone will play it. All without syncing.

All touchscreen. But it uses an input method called Swype that makes typing pretty easy. Much better than an iPhone.

I guess that makes me a serial-philandering bastard.