The only tip that’s really needed is this: Take your kids to restaurants that are both age- and behavior-appropriate. I can’t think of a single time my parents had to lug along an “activities tote” for us to use in restaurants (or even the car) - if the restaurant provided placemats or table covers that were meant…

1) don’t leave crumbs in your beard

I like to think that a lot of us are doing that right now, and that someone at google will wonder why “Steve Guttenberg nephew” is trending.

It’s cool, she was on opioids.

Is that a thing, or did you just make the perfect comment? Because Idk if it’s real or not, but I really need this D-list match to happen.

Wouldn’t you know it, you are ALSO both technically correct and not invited to my parties.

So, naturally in my previous post, I was defensive, but that’s what happens when you don’t take the time to really know what’s transpiring

On your last point: did not know until seeing your post about the discipline so went and looked him up. That one year suspension was one of three different disciplinary actions taken against Biss during his career! And the guy uses an earthlink.net email account! There is nothing about this guy that inspires…

So, a Trump loving guy just happens to kill a mafia crime boss while Trump has allegedly been nefariously involved with the mafia doing shady deals with them for decades all while the Mueller investigation is digging into Trump Organization business dealings.

I’ve hated this woman from the first time I met her in my HS law class. She was the Westchester DA at the time and the minute she walked in, I thought she was annoying and, to my young not-yet-fully-feminist mind, thought that her skirt was WAY too short. It didn’t help that my law teacher was a total lech and was a…

There is a Burger King on the way home from my son’s school. We have never picked up breakfast from there in the five years of driving by it.

BK is tied with Chik Fil A for having the worst coffee for a fast food place that serves breakfast. It’s just.. Bad. It’s a shame.. I do get a craving for a croissandwich on occasion. 

“WAAAAAAAH I CAN’T INSTAGRAM MY FOOOOOOOOOD”

“...and I’m definitely not one of those annoying folks...”

Oh, man! This AND the Key lime fish side-by-side together on a plate would be perfect.

Hand pies to be specific.

Ehh, probably 8/3 for most of Fox’s audience.

If not for her father, Meghan McCain would be the third-best account executive at Tucson’s 6th best PR agency.

satirical performance art

when he was on welfare/food stamps, he got no government assistance