My analogy is it’s like going on a camping trip with someone who insists on shitting in the cooler to make it less attractive to bears before you go anywhere. And you can explain to him that it’s really going to make your food a lot less edible while not really deterring bears at all, but he doesn’t care. Because he…

It’s the evil in your soul, a la Dorian Gray etc.

I love the guy, every time I see his picture posted on a story on one of the Giz sites, I invariably think to myself “Goddamn I’m aging well.” It’s a hollow high, sure, but you have to take your victories where you find them.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

An acquaintance of mine had an uncle who wrote a screenplay and produced an Eastwood film (I won’t name which one). According to the family lore, he had another film deal, and Eastwood cut him out of it completely. He sued and won, but Eastwood ensured he never got any more work. Their much longer account of the…

This bitch isn’t crazy. She does this shit because she gets away with it. 

And Russian women are the scariest of the lot! 

“nobody wants to hear that.”

Home of the Fightin’ Dirtbags.

I’m pretty sure all the problems in my life can be traced back to the moment my mom popped that particular VHS into the VCR.

In fact, to lend support to your point, weren’t slaves originally counted fully but reduced to 3/5 because a full vote it gave slave owners too much political power (owners got the slave’s vote)? The original intention was to have everyone counted fully.

My parents took me to the movie when I was wee. I just remember crying in the lobby of the theater. They finished the movie without me.

You mean the car that was in no way marked as police? And surrounded by armed thugs not in police outfits? So black people are supposed to read minds, now, too?

“GOOD MORNING, I’M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD MOOSE?”

Counterpoint: Moose can see perfectly well & that is what Moose was looking for all along.

Wait, though. Can’t they just boot him out? This is the Embassy. Their federal government. I’m pretty sure they can revoke sanctuary status if they want to.

Or maybe that’s a particularly fetching buffalo statue?

Damn. I can’t even imagine how it felt to cough that up.

They should replant that back in Winterfell where it belongs.

On the other hand, the Trump Crime Family seems to be all Fredos, all the time!