Hmm, I don’t remember MLK being a traitor to the United States, or a loser for that matter. Robert E Lee was both. 

This poor mans Michael Fassbender is sounding less and less appealing...

Baking soda is the least of it;  his family owned Occidental Petroleum.

You know Jesse Helms died of colon cancer. For many people this is a tragic and painful thing. But for Jesse Helms, he should have been killed by his own malignant asshole years ago. 

I see Kane when I see Whitaker, but I can’t fight your choice.

You have to treat the police like rabid, feral creatures. you never know at which moment they’ll turn on you.

I don’t not think hot dog. It’s a perfectly cromulent sandwich. Also, I can’t remember the last time somebody said that, usually it would be “hey, let’s go get lunch.”

But the Goodwill ones may or may not have been made in China whereas the Magnolia ones definitely have.  

Marzipan has a non-mud mode?

Marzipan cannot be anything but beautiful. And how’s Henri doing these days?

So, your SO is getting shafted and she’s looking to shaft someone else in return?

That’s a lot classier than my Penis Grigio pun.

So these aren’t wine flavored condoms? Not sure why I’m here now

Comic Sans is reserved for executive orders, now.

“It’s not written in Chiller, Comic Sans, Jokerman, or WingDings.”

Wow. This was great, and not exactly how my Texan Jewish grandparents ate. I love everything bagels with that kind of lox sandwich you describe. Once I had one with a cream cheese that had cucumber and dill IN it as well. It was divine. Thanks for writing this. 

Oh for fucks sake! Do they have a graphic designer?

Fox News knew exactly what they were doing. Showed the ad anyways, waited until it made the news, then pulled it showing that the “MSM” truly is against the Trump agenda.

I honestly don’t think it will really matter to the conservative Orthodox community. There are cliques of conservative members of every group targeted by Trump’s rhetoric and radicals, and they still believe they’ll be regarded/accepted as “good ones” when the time comes down to it.

All she had to do - AND THIS IS SO EASY THAT A CHILD CAN DO IT - is say, “oh my god, I’m so sorry that I said that. I wasn’t remembering correctly, and you know what? This is an excellent time to remind us all that we need to have a frank, open dialogue about equal representation in the entertainment industry, because…