This was my high school, a decade ago. The door that was shot through was, if local rumors are right, my homeroom classroom.

This shit is waaaaaaaay too real at this point.

Ah, so you had an au pair who behaved as an au pair! They’re not supposed to be housekeepers/wash nannies, they’re supposed to do a little light childcare in return for lodging, board, a small salary, and cultural experiences.

It’s the very same people who say ‘why didn’t he just comply’ that are the first to say the ‘cops feared for their lives.’

Pappy Trump’s gonna get his bone spurs all agitated!

The original assessment of an “isolated incident” must’ve been the PD trying to keep the investigation under wraps at first. Bomb makers are never an isolated incident unless they get caught immediately. The drive and obsession it takes to make fairly complex bombs is always indicative of somebody whose trying to make…

Nope, your ability to retire should not be a collective, social problem. You are not owed the ability to stop working by anyone and the real winners are the people who take sound financial advice and save their money using vehicles that have tax advantages and allow for compound growth.

That’s the spirit!

Our two oldest were having so much fun taming wolves into dogs and then inventing ways to trap and kill them with TNT, it really made us concerned. We had to make some new house rules and do a bit of grounding. Now they just blow up all the villagers houses after making sure they’re empty. And now they complain when I…

Still doesn’t help the fact that one of the developers for the game is a white nationalist who was a part of the Gamergate hate movement.

The only thing I want is for him to do to Ryan what Brat did to Cantor and then, maybe then, some so-called ‘centrist’ Republicans can wake the fuck up and understand that the GOP died with Nixon and its corpse is stinking up the place

He certainly is and very studious, too. Oh man, I am going to miss this dude so much. My heart.

I might agree with you but there seems to be no person too low to still be embraced, by their political class and by their electorate. When is an albatross not an albatross?

COME AT ME. I AM SO READY. As my dog lays by me dying, I’m ready to end your troll life. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF GARBAGE. LET’S DO THIS, BITCH, WAKE THE FUCK UP. NOW. Answer me. I want to know you and annihilate your very existence.

On behalf of my dog: FUCK YOU, YOU SICK PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE. I’d gladly give you my address. COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKER. I’ll fucking Run The Jewels and fuck you up. CUNT. YOU PICKED THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.

Can’t read the full article (I emotionally can’t. I’m cuddling next to my dog that’s dying of stomach cancer, so I can’t) but I will just say that I am so happy that him’s a good boy.

Disagree.

My 7 year old niece has devised a chart where she puts stickers on squares that are numbered. The numbers correspond to a list of misogynistic hot phrases she hears at school, on TV, from my mother, etc. When her chart is full she hands it to the closest adult and demands $20 for Space Camp.

Less Trump sex talk and more dog pictures, Ponies.

My brother’s dog learned how to lift the toilet lid with his snout to get to the water! They had to put these weird child lock thingies in all the bathrooms

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.