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It’s one thing for a Midwestern state to lock up a poor brown woman for a stillborn baby à la Purvi Patel. I mean, she was a poor immigrant from some shithole country. Why NOT run wild on her and lock her up for two decades?

Taye Diggs didn't have a problem with it. So TSwift needs to back off. 

Maybe they're taking their cues from Elizabeth Holmes and deepening their voices so that white men will fall for their grifts. 

It’s the X button and the circle button. Has been since the PS1.

No. 

On Junior’s last birthday, Trump sent him a card that read, in primitive Sharpie scrawl,

As angry as I am at Trump, I’m even more angry at Marianne Williamson.

A stopped clock is right twice a day and this is one of those times that I agree with Trump.

Trump: I’ve got this cockamamie idea that we should nuke hurricanes.

And of course, ‘tis the season for pumpkin spice IPAs (aka, PSLs for white dudes).

Take a holistic and in-depth look at your compensation.

Once users got over the novelty of seeing themselves as Wolverine or Jon Snow, the implications of the technology powering the app set in... “

Can’t really bitch about my job.

- said no man ever.

Indeed you are.

So what you’re saying is that the Giant had a penile enlargement procedure done (and it went horribly, horribly right!)

I'm fairly certain that nuking hurricanes results in sharknadoes. 

Is it because the officers can be heard on the tape calling the man “boy”?