It is a dark day for all of us Gen-Xers.

Evidently, if - and it’s a big if - he is to be believed, Shia LeBoeuf called Jesse Watters “trash” to his face in front of his family in a Delta Airlines executive lounge.

Admit it...

I’m sorry but Prince Eric looks more like Bob Saget. 

It's not perfect. But it's the least imperfect option. 

No it shouldn’t.

There is no n for shit movies like this movie.

So what manufacturing jobs does he think they want? 

I support building The Wall. On one condition...

This is the reason I use a ZunePhone. 

How was your day, dear?

Welcome.... To Pedophile Island!

It's genuine authentic Maryland redneck. 

You hear that, free-loaders?! No more poor huddled masses yearning to breathe free! 

She wanted to play down the fact that she's a vampire. 

At first, I wondered, “But why?”

So now we are requiring would-be resident aliens and naturalized citizens to prove, based on objective evidence and to a reasonable degree of actuarial certainty, their economic position at any point in the future to meet an unspecified burden of proof sufficient to rebut the long-standing deeply held prejudices of…

Ladies and gentlemen...

Buddy... My grandfather came here ILLEGALLY. From Nazi Germany. Because he was Jewish.

It IS an animated movie.