So what manufacturing jobs does he think they want? 

I support building The Wall. On one condition...

This is the reason I use a ZunePhone. 

How was your day, dear?

Welcome.... To Pedophile Island!

It's genuine authentic Maryland redneck. 

You hear that, free-loaders?! No more poor huddled masses yearning to breathe free! 

She wanted to play down the fact that she's a vampire. 

At first, I wondered, “But why?”

So now we are requiring would-be resident aliens and naturalized citizens to prove, based on objective evidence and to a reasonable degree of actuarial certainty, their economic position at any point in the future to meet an unspecified burden of proof sufficient to rebut the long-standing deeply held prejudices of…

Ladies and gentlemen...

It IS an animated movie.

This birthday eve has been a real doozy.

Well this sucks.

First day clerking in a law firm. The managing attorney tells us, “Each and every one of you is going to fuck up. My job is to unfuck you. So when you do fuck up - and you will fuck up - tell someone. Tell me. I’ll probably still be mad, but at least if you tell me, we can fix it.”

Trump also stopped by a funeral to pay his respects. 

When I’ve had a rough day and I come home and my 75 pound dog jumps on me, I take a step back, put my hands behind my back, look her in the eyes and say “No.” in a calm but firm manner.

Everything is terrible and today, everything is doubly terrible.

Feh!

I'm sure this won't be polarizing or divisive at all.