Indeed, Donald. "What if..." 

The best fast food taco is, hands down, the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco - in any flavor and doused in fire sauce, washed down with Mountain Dew. 

Conversely, I have played Skyrim nightly for 7 years and the only effect it has had on me is an undying hatred of all races of elfkind and a mistrust of those damned faithless Imperials. 

Ivanka Trump is Eva Braun for the 21st century. 

I disagree.

That person must have really fucked up in a prior life to get reincarnated as Ivanka’s dog.

Palm BEACH, Florida.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that 118 Congresspeople now support impeachment. 

Here is the difference between Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden...

Biden has historically been one of the most conservative Democrats of the past half century. He voted to ban LGBTQ people from the military, voted in favor of DOMA, the Hyde Amendment, and even against federal funds for abortions for rape and incest victims.

FAKE NEWS!

I’m confused...

“We market to who we sell to, and we don’t market to the whole world.”

Man... Dakota Fanning looks like shit! 

It's a good thing there's nothing flammable nearby. 

Last time I checked, indulging in unbridled racism was a pretty good way to get your face on the $20 bill. 

The Confederate states’ various Articles and Ordinances of Secession clearly state that they were seceding because of slavery.

Fuck the Summer Of Love Jubilee. We get it. It was a cool concert half a century ago.

Baby seats shouldn’t be in the front seat anyway. If you rear-end someone with a car seat in the front seat, you risk it flying into the windshield. In the back seat, the car seat will only hit a seatback. It’s far safer.

It’s Fisher v University of Texas all over again.