Sue the school for racial discrimination. After all, they'd be rejecting her based on the fact that she is really a white girl. 

Shit, I could have told him that was going to happen. When my mustache gets long enough to curl, half the time I’ll fidget by putting the ends in my mouth.

The Venusian surface is rich in unobtainium. Not to mention the potential for tabannic gas mining in the atmosphere. 

Cats has a simple plot.

Stairs.

I’m blessed with loud daughters. If the older is in the car, she’s talking to me. And the younger is a nonstop symphony of grunts as she tries to struggle against the straps.

This, I believe, is every parent’s secret nightmare.

Your small Southern town sounds like a death trap, a suicide rap.

I have a 75 pound dog. If she pulls, it pulls my arm. But the leash won’t break free because I keep the loop around my wrist.

I’m sorry. Does Trump not realize that literally tens of thousands of people commute from Baltimore to DC every day?

There are various mods to get rid of the Creation Club ads and menu option on the main screen.

That dog’s walker and trainer both suck.

I disagree.

I think the proper response would have been, “Well, Kav hasn’t raped me yet today but, then again, it’s only 2:30.”

“What background does he have in running a baseball team? He’s a great shortstop, OK?”

Why won't Kanye stay canceled? 

The Heritage Foundation - Where Family Values Meet Crushing Debt

Sure, some people are dying in the concentration camps. But in the big scheme of things, it’s not a lot. And it’s getting better statistically speaking.

Then again, you all still use rocks as a unit of measurement.

Indeed, Idiot Bam-Bam has loudly and frequently criticized Trump.