There are various mods to get rid of the Creation Club ads and menu option on the main screen.

That dog’s walker and trainer both suck.

I disagree.

I think the proper response would have been, “Well, Kav hasn’t raped me yet today but, then again, it’s only 2:30.”

“What background does he have in running a baseball team? He’s a great shortstop, OK?”

Why won't Kanye stay canceled? 

The Heritage Foundation - Where Family Values Meet Crushing Debt

Sure, some people are dying in the concentration camps. But in the big scheme of things, it’s not a lot. And it’s getting better statistically speaking.

Then again, you all still use rocks as a unit of measurement.

Indeed, Idiot Bam-Bam has loudly and frequently criticized Trump.

Fun fact:

And, because Trump is scared shitless of Bob Mueller’s testimony tomorrow, he’s trying to gin up outrage.

Looks like Trump is making good on his promise to bring back Eisenhower’s disastrous Operation “Wetb**k.”

“He threatened her because he was stressed out." is not a viable defense strategy. 

I fail to see how the 1% got bilked by Donald J. LePetomane Trump.

Look... It’s really very simple. Just go back and reshoot the whole thing with the costumes from Broadway.

Because it’s essentially an exact duplication of a years-old Skyrim meme

Oooh. A Skyrim joke about the Dragonborn being waylaid by low level robbers. How timely and original.

Where is Rand Paul's neighbor when you need him?