Fun fact:

And, because Trump is scared shitless of Bob Mueller’s testimony tomorrow, he’s trying to gin up outrage.

Looks like Trump is making good on his promise to bring back Eisenhower’s disastrous Operation “Wetb**k.”

“He threatened her because he was stressed out." is not a viable defense strategy. 

I fail to see how the 1% got bilked by Donald J. LePetomane Trump.

Look... It’s really very simple. Just go back and reshoot the whole thing with the costumes from Broadway.

Because it’s essentially an exact duplication of a years-old Skyrim meme

Oooh. A Skyrim joke about the Dragonborn being waylaid by low level robbers. How timely and original.

Where is Rand Paul's neighbor when you need him? 

JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Who’s the hot little blonde number over there?

SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

Look how happy the detainees are. They can even garden. See... Nothing like concentration camps. 

As rundown as Utica may be, they still know how to make a mean steamed ham. 

For a second, I thought that was John Mulaney. In which case, yes, I would love to see John Mulaney play Elvis. 

There is nothing more quintessentially New York than an old white coot telling a Puerto Rican born in the Bronx to “go back to your country.”

Blue Lives Matter. Unless they're black. In which case, Rent-A-Cop Lives Matter. 

Luvdisc evolved forms are Clitoreen and Geespot.

Joe Arpaeio in a wig. 

So Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump walk into an English pub...