Okay.

Look up Working Class Hero Joe Biden legislative history vis-a-vis creditor’s rights and the Bankruptcy Code.

Look man...

Shit never changes.

Do not buy any PC games between now and June 25.

Do not buy any PC games between now and June 25.

I was really hoping that Bennu would kill off the vast majority of multicellular life earlier this year but it fizzled out worse than an acting chief in Trump’s cabinet whose lurid history of wife-beating has finally come to light.

I dunno. It still isn’t as bad as Biden’s tone-deaf excuse yesterday that Senator Eastland never called him “boy.”

Still no word from the eggheads at NASA as to which asteroid has the best chance of colliding with Earth and ending all life on the planet.

According to President Trump, the proper pronoun to use when referring to Melanie is “it.”

You know, I’m from the Walternate Universe where Kurt Cobain and JFK never died (Jack Kennedy is 102 years young and still randy as a billy goat). It’s great. The World Trade Center is still standing. Donald Trump just wrapped up the 19th season of his game show, “Who Wants To Swindle A Millionaire.”

Together, they’re saying Hello 2 Heaven.

I can’t wait for him to write a book with OJ Simpson.

I’m on the board at my temple. It turned out that (a) we didn’t have an official vaccination policy for the summer camp because most of our congregation isn’t stupid and (b) someone in our congregation is an anti-vaxxer and was trying to claim a religious exemption.

People who say “Judeo-Christian” should look into why we Ashkenazi Jews get tested for Tay-Sachs.

Joe Biden is the Great White Hype.

Feh! Drawing a horse is EASY!

So what you're saying is that I should put up a billboard that says "Fight me" in Juneau, Alaska. 

In his heart, Rick Santorum believes that the Dutch are barbaric murderers. 

There's a bit more to it than this. Other factors include the artist's machine and how heavy her/his hand is. That said, joints and bones hurt the most while meat hurts the least. 

Looks like I finally figured out how spend all those wheelbarrows full of devalued Venezuelan Bolivar.