But the SBC is usually so progressive and forward-thinking. I mean, back in the distant past that was 1982, they took the revolutionary stance of telling their clergy to stop preaching that Jews were Christ-killers.

It’s been my experience that women love being propositioned while trapped in a metal tube hurtling at 500 mph 5 miles above the ground.

It’s a real fun story.

Big Pharma isn’t making money off of vaccines.

Money, fame, a little notoriety, and to burnish a resumé. 

I disagree.

The way to a Republican’s heart is through his wallet.

Some things to keep in mind...

We need a proverbial “moon shot” into terraforming technology.

$1 million only barely puts you in the top 10% wealthiest Americans. At that level, it still behooves you, financially speaking, to vote Democrat. 

Nah.

Yes. Ford pardoned Nixon. 

I sincerely hope this walking bile-pile of a person dies in prison. Not from a beating or anything untoward. From old age.

Do you have a net worth of at least $1 million? If so, fiscally speaking, it would be in your best interest to vote Republican.

That’s literally the only reason my father-in-law votes straight Democrat every time.

I would rather watch all of the "action" from in between actual plays from the Super Bowl on repeat than watch one second of the State of the Union Address. 

It’s a crying shame that those poor white folk can’t use racism to pay their bills.

Henri, a chihuahua-rat terrier, ate a roach.

Dogs will eat anything.

Sure.