Sounds like someone is going to get a big box of dog shit for Christmas. 

Just a reminder...

Cool story bro but has anyone tested the engineer’s blood?

UPDATE: They fired Durkin last night.

Chip Gaines has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Medicine for his breakthrough discovery that babies gestate inside of actual human women, who in turn have their own unique medical, emotional, and psychological needs that should be considered, as well as his radical revolutionary bioethical proposal that women should…

The Washington Post tells a different story...

Not exactly true. The University’s president resigned.

It makes more sense to shoot vertical. It goes viral when it is being viewed on a phone. By the time it hits the TV news, it's old. 

Matt McConaughey said that time is a flat circle. So that means that if Emmie is 10 and Crew is 1, then in 4 years, Emmie will be 17 and Crew will be an oblate spheroid. That's, like, physics. 

No commenter is without sin. 

“It’s hard to believe this little turkey [Crew] will only be 10 years old when [second-oldest] Emmie is graduating from high school.”

Folks, if you’re going to be calling 911 on people of color for absolute malarkey, please remember to look your best. We live in a time where everyone has a high definition camera in their pocket.

There you go again, spouting your facts and documented history.

You know, when you think about it, Heinrich Himmler was a lot like Elie Wiesel.

Listen up sonny...

Quick? No. Good? Yes.

Not to mention the added benefit that eating an apple onscreen is a great way to make you look like even more of an asshole. 

I personally am a pushover for a pint of Chunky Hey Trump! Go Fuck Your Mother! Oh She's Dead? Well Here's A Shovel... Get Digging, Bitch! 

Kellyanne Conway’s husband just published an Op-Ed in WaPo saying that, yes, Trump’s proposal to end birthright citizenship is unconstitutional.

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