“Donald laughed at a racist joke he didn’t quite understand.

It’s like if a family of methheads won the lottery.

But he has proven that he hates black people real good, so I guess he has been embraced as a conservative hero.

He was also pro-apartheid. Let that sink in.

Let’s not forget that Ted Nugent classic “Jailbait” where he talks about wanting to rape a 13 year old and suggests that instead of arresting him, a police officer should rape her, too:

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

I just bought this on itunes before I even got 45 seconds in. I LOVE IT and yes, a summer anthem on every level. Makes me want to gather my coven and head out for the open road.

That is all.

It’s not a horror novel a la Stephen King.

I hate you. And children. And life.

Thank you. Bring back lime.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

In Toronto, men who work in finance are literally the worst. Not because of their attitudes but rather that you can smell their sense of inadequacy from a mile away. They want you to be impressed so much. It’s sad and it’s often made worse by their consumption of copious amounts of liquor/coke.

He’s very smart, everyone says so.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

But guys, he has to be smart because he’s a successful businessman.

I also don’t think they understand that women’s bathrooms have stalls. They seem to think a trans woman is gonna go into a women’s restroom, hike up her skirt and use a urinal.

This just shows you how isolated in their little bubble these people are. This guy clearly doesn’t know any trans people in real life; they are just some boogey-men out there that he imagines looks like John Cleese in a dress and acts like a sex-crazed lunatic. Faced with an actual, real-life trans person who just…