At this point I feel like Reese’s track record with producing is strong enough to warrant this type of deal. I’m glad Aniston is returning to tv. It seems a better vehicle for her.

please be friends w me

Someone gave me one of these as a gag gift. I gave her a wind up fish dildo that swims towards your vag in the bath.

I have a sexy santa outfit that my neighbor who was a stripper gave me from her days on the pole. I haven’t worn it yet but I like owning it for some reason.

The first time I saw one I was like, “why is JC Penney selling tribble key chains?” Then I saw that every single store in the mall had them. I approve of this trend, especially since there are several that are actually tribble-colored.

“I was never a Penguin. I think. Where am I? I like pudding.” - Eric Lindros

I was just on the Lululemon website 20 minutes ago, and there was nothing on there that even remotely resembles Beyoncé’s new line. Bad social media managers are the worst.

Um. Literally everyone makes yoga pants and most do a better job than lululemon so get over yourself lulu!

How different can all these athletic wear lines really be? Come on. There are only so many variations you can do on leggings.

#blackcoffeematters

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop

Why don't these people play the sims?!

what is it like having your every day work conversations being about triboobs and poop and butts? is it wonderful? surreal?

I just gave a survey in my class of about 50 people today, and I was amazed to discover that after watching the first video, most people blamed Janay for "instigating," as some people put it. 78% thought she instigated it.

Greg Hardy was deactivated this morning, wonder if Goodell wanted SF to do the same for McDonald and cancelled after Niners indicated that prioritizing the rehabilitation of the commish's public image over winning their game wasn't in the cards.

That's really awesome. A much better approach to pregnancy than the one that I had.

HER BELLY IS SHOWING!!! OH NO WHERE ARE THE PLANET FITNESS PREGNANT LADY CLOTHING POLICE!??

I think it is awesome she was able to do that, but this literally sounds like hell on earth to me.

I am deeply, utterly jealous. I am not pregnant, I do work out, and my legs are not long and pretty like this lady's.