I probably would have tipped the tattoo artist an extra $20 to have him turn the fountain on at the point.

It's too damn hot for a penguin just to be walking around playing hockey with a baseball.

They should all be arrested for listening to this type of country music. Johnny Cash just rolled over in his grave and gave everyone the finger.

I see where you're going with this but that's Philly. But, I guess Riley Cooper's black twin brother, Cooper Riley, would live on the other side of the state

I didn't realize how many fake cowboys found there way to Pittsburgh. I thought Scottsdale had that battle won.

I like how they cut right to that gross lady when they say "trashy mess".

Wait. Hang on. Who the fuck is Luke Bryan?

I've been that guy. We're all that guy. 6pm Sunday. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

I feel like the campaign may be more intentionally geared towards showing women that they don't need a specific beauty product to feel more confident. That self confidence IS more complicated than what you put on your body. But as a by-product, it could also be interpreted as "let Dove tell you what you want."

The net result is that women feel better about themselves. To me, that's not a bad thing.

Boo, here's to hoping the family wins! Horses are perfectly intelligent and have bred to help humans directly, anyway, so they hardly count as regular livestock. Also, can someone who knows about horses explain to me what makes this a mini-horse and not a pony? Just wondering.

Blue Ash is going to be wrong, as miniature horses are used as service animals. They last longer than service dogs and, well, are amazing.

I'm perfectly ok with this set. I think the author is being a bit critical. The pics themselves are kinda lame, but the fact that she's pregnant and ok with her body is great. She's owning her bump, and they obviously have a fun relationship. I think it's cute and sexy and A-OK.

Okay. Ridiculous as fuck, yes. But I am loving that this shoot is depicting a pregnant woman as sexual and, perhaps more surprisingly, sexy. That's not something you see a lot of. Can we just take a second to appreciate that?

I am currently 8 months pregnant. There are times I look at reflective surfaces as I walk by and want to cry. This baby is not growing in my arms or chin. Why are they getting big!?!?! (<—-not a real question...don't answer it)

You know what? I'm not going to hate these. It is fairly bizarre how much our society balks at the idea of a sexual pregnant woman. Seriously, what could be more the definition of sex than a pregnant woman? I think that all the over-sexual-only-from-a-man's-perspective poses in these kinds of rags are ridiculous, but…